The bugs in my life

For over a week now, I've been dealing with numerous errors, exception, time outs, and malfunctions related to the same problem. Few are,

• Error Code : 2006 - MySQL server has gone away,
• Exception in thread "main" java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: Java heap space,
• Error occurred during initialization of VM - Could not reserve enough space for object heap,
• 100 thousand Null Pointer Exceptions,
• java.lang.ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException: Array index out of range ..
• Error Code : 1064 - You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server ..
• ssh: connect to host [server] port 22: Connection timed out
• and many more :p

And in the meantime, I improved my track record of

• Living with 1 coffee, 1 vitamin water and 1 meal per day..
• Reworking for the 5th time on the same 400 lines of code and fail for the 5th time..
• Thinking effectively for a complete solution .. while taking a bath..
• Staring at random people and realizing the wrong after a bunch of seconds..